Quotes About Identity

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

You see, we're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'.

As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?'

I was often getting hired to play sociopaths and psychopaths and stuff, which is really funny.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff

I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.

I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

There's always time for arguin' when you're a Fuentes.

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.

I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.