Quotes About Identity

It was funny to just take a backseat and be like, 'Wow, I might be in this crazy place, but maybe I don't need to understand everything, maybe I don't need to be someone else.'

Frailty, thy name is woman!

One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl, I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

Why can't I say anything normal?

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.