Quotes About Struggle

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.

A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!

I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!

My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice.

And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven't done that well with everybody else.

The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Writer's block is only a failure of the ego.

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.

If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.

Life is tough, then you die.

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word.

I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn't take their formula and bring what I had, my humor, my ideas, and make it my own.

Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker.

If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around.

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.