Quotes About Vanity

A film writer is very much like a party girl. While you're good-looking and still unlined, the possibilities seem endless. But your appeal doesn't last long and you're quickly discarded.

Haircuts are luxuries and, as such, should be as expensive as you can possibly afford.

I'm forever being told that I'm an odd-looking actress, so it's great playing parts where there's no vanity. You just look as rough as you possibly can!

What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes you seem like a shallow, awful clown to any bystanders in the humdrum physical space you're posing in.

It's pretty funny, just driving by in a cab, and you see a huge billboard of yourself on the side of a hotel, like a 100-by-100 poster hanging up.

A lot of my day is consumed with how I look.

As the saying goes, I want to be the best-looking corpse there is.

I feel like I always touch my hair all the time so I'm always correcting it.

When I was young and beautiful, I never appeared on the cover of a magazine.

I've never graced the cover of a fashion magazine.

I would be lying if I said it wasn't cool to see myself on the cover of 'Vanity Fair,' right? It's, like, what am I doing there? This is bizarre.

It's crazy how many nude lip crayons I own - I probably need to get rid of some.

It's all very well setting up your own brand of face cream or exercise wear - but Christ, it's so shallow.

I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.

Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.

My lashes are so long that if I don't curl them, I'm blind.

Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.

I hate to think of the day when nobody remembers me as an actor and I can't get good tables in restaurants.

Nothing is more untoward than a grown man tasking another with snapping a pic expressly so he can 'flex the 'fit.' It's tacky -self-aggrandizing - and speaks to an existential neediness typically reserved for failed actresses and phenomenally successful rappers.

I am a little bit of an egomaniac. I like being in front of the camera, so I take advantage of it when I can.

People that are 40, they don't sit around at talk about gray hair and how it covers their hair. They talk about highlighting, of course they're covering gray, but they don't talk about it that way. They're going to get their colors because they need a little lightening.

Stupidity talks, vanity acts.

If the movie is good then great, but if it's not then God, I feel so bad for that person with their face fifty feet tall, all blown up. Some people would be happy with that, that as long as their face was out there they're stoked about it. I'm not like that.

People would say I am almost narcissistic because I really love the way I look when I tan.