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Quotes About Vanity

I used to put on spray tan, like, three times a day, and it just looked like there was a terrible accident in my bed at all times... it looked like a crime scene.
~ Whitney Cummings
It's amazing what a spray-on tan will do.
~ David Cook
Run for the door if a guy has too much gel in his hair and is too tan and it's not even summer.
~ Ryan Hansen
I was very young when I was using fake tan and I didn't care.
~ Nicola Roberts
You get tangled up in your own ego of how you're perceived. You can lose your way.
~ Pierce Brosnan
I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.
~ Kelly Ripa
What a goddamn egomaniac. King Bullet is one prancing show pony show-off.
~ Richard Kadrey
Here's to all the guys better looking than us. May they all die first.
~ Richard Kadrey
They're too busy building monuments to themselves.
~ Richard Paul Evans
In the words of Morelly, the author of the influential treatise Le Code de la Nature, published in 1755: The only vice which I know in the universe is avarice; all the others, whatever name one gives them, are merely forms, degrees of it. . . . Analyze vanity, conceit, pride, ambition, deceitfulness, hypocrisy, villainy; break down the majority of our sophisticated virtues themselves, [they] all dissolve in this subtle and pernicious element, the desire to possess.
~ Richard Pipes
Vanity, in a fairy tale, will make you evil. Vanity in the real world will drive you nuts. Vanity makes you say things like "I deserved a better life than this.
~ Richard Siken
To serve a dictator, one must be gullible and ambitious and have no scruples. One must not mind being insulted by a Führer or else have an intellect so deficient as not to notice insults. Who else would fawningly and forever feed the vanity of a man who never listened but only spouted inane theories of conquest, racism, and economic nonsense, no matter how hypnotic his delivery?
~ Richard W. Sonnenfeldt
There's a reason they say,"Pride goeth before a fall.
~ Richelle Mead
You're imagining things. Clearly, my stunning beauty has clouded your mind. -Rose Hathaway
~ Richelle Mead
Honestly, darling," she said. "Do you even look in a mirror before you walk out the door? Your hair's a mess." He dodged her as she reached toward his head. "Are you kidding? I spend hours in front of the mirror to make it look this way.
~ Richelle Mead
They also talked about themselves, each one saying how beautiful she thought she was. Aunt Sponge had a long-handled mirror on her lap, and she kept picking it up and gazing at her own hideous face.
~ Roald Dahl
I look and smell,' Aunt Sponge declared, 'as lovely as a rose!
~ Roald Dahl
beautiful she thought she was. Aunt Sponge had a long-handled mirror on her lap, and she kept picking it up and gazing at her own hideous face. 'I look and smell,' Aunt Sponge declared, 'as lovely as a rose! Just feast your eyes upon my face, observe my shapely nose! Behold my heavenly silky locks! And if I take off both my socks You'll see my dainty toes.' 'But don't forget,' Aunt Spiker cried, 'how much your tummy shows!
~ Roald Dahl
Splendor'? What an asshole."     *
~ Rob Loughran
We must become friends of despair if we are to be drawn above it to genuine and heartfelt hope. Far from being an exercise in morbidity or arrogance, a deepening acquaintance with our death and with the vanity of human wishes is our worldly hearts a needed path to perfect health (61).
~ Robert Campbell Roberts
Pike studied her. She was pretty and used to it, and the clothes and the hair indicated she liked being the center of attention, which would be a problem. The Savile Row suits were still piling up bags.
~ Robert Crais
Man had to hang on to his pride.
~ Robert Ferrigno
You rely on your speed too much. A young man's vanity. An old man learns to absorb pain and wait for an opportunity.
~ Robert Ferrigno
Such is the fate, in some form or other, of all those who unbalance the master's sense of self, poke holes in his vanity, or make him doubt his pre-eminence.
~ Robert Greene