Quotes About Change

(About sweeping)....What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.

You'd be surprised." Charlie said."You go to bed one night singing her a lullaby, and she wakes up listening to Limp Bizkit.""What the hell is Limp Bizkit?

Well, just get used to it, because you're a long ways away from Kansas, my dear. She actually started singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" as she traipsed to the counter.

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

A family is a group of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.

Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door.

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.

I'd love to be what I have been.

...I gotta burn these scales... sigh*

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.

Heya, Arlene. What's shakin'?" Cotton greeted."Don't shift some of this weight, everything, " Arlene replied.

It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!

Climate change is like my head: it's not visible in every instance, but I'm pretty darn sure it's there.

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.

The future depends on what you do today.

No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless.

Your future depends on what you do today.

The youth is the hope of our future.

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future.