Quotes About Change

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.

Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end.

Tech is a funny industry I don't think there is any other industry on the planet that reinvents itself every 10-12 years.

The more lives you have, the harder it is to change, yet the stronger you are. It's a kind of funny dichotomy.

I wanted to be a "serious artist." Serious artists didn't tend to be funny. But that didn't get me a lot of attention. And just growing older, you can't help it, you take things less seriously.

It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once, but now he belongs to the dead.

To open the majority of peoples' minds to something new is difficult. I always think that, as long as it's funny underneath, then you can argue that a teaspoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.

You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

I have to say, the other day I was reading some negative comments, and I was thinking they were really funny. So I guess they don't anymore.

I find it funny because people complain about Brooklyn becoming too hip, but would they prefer stock brokers or gunfights or something?

The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore.

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

You'll never call him Fifi again.

I try to think of something catchy to say, but there's nothing but irritation that something that was funny yo an eleven-year-old boy is still funny to a seventeen-year-old one.

I was married once before, and I stopped.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"

The Iraqi troops and the Iraqi fighters are in control of all the places, as we have witnessed, no big change in that. We are fighting against them.

Yeah, I think there are a lot of things about Cleveland that I miss. Los Angeles is a funny place to live.