Quotes About Change

I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.

As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.

Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

Your Constitution is all sail and no anchor.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

There was confusion since I stood here 35 years ago.

When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious, and now it's stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be funny.

Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

It's funny, but... you're sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you.

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.

I know not what tomorrow will bring.

Moscow has changed. I was here in 1982, during the Brezhnev twilight, and things are better now. For instance, they've got litter. In 1982 there was nothing to litter with.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.