Quotes About Change

He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.What?' Ronald said.I didn't say anything.'You're breathing heavy.

Forget UNIX - it will be gone in 5 years.

It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.

Hm. Didn't you use to be a lot smaller?""Yes, " said Jinx. "Because I used to be six.

Seasoned digital daters are like lions who have had their prey killed, butchered, and served to them on a tray in their artificial habitat for so long that they've forgotten how to hunt.

You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I eloped with a guy I'd known for about 30 days, when I was 18 years old!

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

Such are the foolish dreams of idealistic children who believe that anything can possibly get better over time.

I might be old and ugly now, but you started that way, Jack.

Two or three years from now thirty won't look so senile.

I'm not bipolar, I've just had a bipolar life foisted upon me.

Was he hitting some type of werewolf midlife crisis? First, he'd left Wolf Town, and now he was envisioning a mate. What next? Bird watching? Board games? Retirement homes?

…he'd assumed their relationship would go on forever. It was going on now, but in another way, like the rearrangement of the stars, which were all still in the sky, just burning in unexpected places.

Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!

The old Televisions had an off switch.

Sometimes, to fix something, you need to completely ruin something else

I guess 'joint' would imply two people had ownership, which, thanks Life, is simply no longer the case.

Caterpillars can fly, if they just lighten up.

I was young once and slender and pretty and I made the most of it. It's somebody else's turn now.

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs

Sopping, and with no sign of stopping, either- then a breather. Warm again, storm again- what is the norm, again? It's fine, it's not, it's suddenly hot: Boom, crash, lightning flash!

Change back to your ugly self before I change your face for you, " Logan said, Silver Frost.

Think I have made a terrible mistake going to college. Have decided to become a shepherd and spend my days tending to flocks of goats

If life is a game... I need new dice!