Quotes About Time

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on earth...

There's no time like the present. Any time is better than now.

This 2016 my resolution is to complete the resolution of 2015 that I should have completed in 2014.

Carpe Diem - Or maybe this day doesn't like being seized. . .

They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.

Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.

We spend the first half of our lives trying to grow up and the other half trying to figure out how we got so old!

I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.

I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.

Age attacks when we least expect it.

A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.

All I want for my birthday is another birthday.

If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.

Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.