Quotes About Time

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.

There has been only one Christmas the rest are anniversaries.

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.