Quotes About Expectations

Women won't have total equality until men can get pregnant.

When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind - I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!

Manly men and womanly women are still here but feeling nervous.

Most women are not programmed to prefer a great career to a great man and a family. They feel they were sold a bill of goods at college and by the media.

Women in leadership cannot cry without raising a storm of commentary.

You were disgusted with the women who were always speaking and looking, and thinking for your approbation alone. I roused, and interested you, because I was so unlike them.

Stop telling women to smile.

All my friends' mothers were appalling women.

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

We end up with the contradictory picture of a society that appears to throw its doors wide open to women, but translates her every step towards success as having been damaging.

I don't know any women who don't think about what they look like, and I don't know any men who don't think about what women look like.

Originally marriage meant the sale of a woman by one man to another; now most women sell themselves though they have no intention of delivering the goods listed in the bill of sale.

it's been my experience that the first few days of married life women are blind because they want to be and after that because they have to be.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares

Nothing pleases a woman quite so well as to look so sweet that a man wants to kiss her, and then abuse him for his impudence.

The trouble about most Englishwomen is that they will dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous incarnation, or hope to be one in the next.

To think that all in me of which my father would have felt proper pride had I been a man, is deeply mortifying to him because I am a woman.

marriage is when a man stops disappointing many women and focuses on disappointing one!

Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up.

It's folly that women measure their happiness with the pleasures of the bed, but they do. And when the pleasure cools or their man goes missing, all they once lived for turns dark and hateful.

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.

Men let women down. Over and over again. I'ts what they're programmed to do.

Beauty is now defined by your bones sticking out of your decolletage. For that to be the standard is really perilous for women.

What does being a woman today mean? Is there a right way of doing it? Is there a wrong way of doing it? Different kinds of women, female friendships: It's all pretty funny, and worth making fun of.