Quotes About Expectations

Women put guys through tests all the time.

Here is how it is for women. We become our schedules. That starts to feel good. Then it starts to feel necessary. Then it starts to feel like everything.

I have been told by people that I should not be seen clubbing with good-looking women, but I can't see why not. Why be a pop star otherwise?

Think of all the human suffering caused by the sad truth that beautiful sexy women or handsome Porsche-owning men often prove to have miserable genes for other traits

Sometimes funerals and weddings bring out the worst rather than the best in people.

Regular women carry pictures of their babies, their husbands, their summer houses. Fat ladies carry pictures of themselves at their skinniest.

Some women make it look so easy, the way they cast ambition off like an expensive coat that no longer fits.

I think there's an unnatural amount of social pressure on women, particularly mothers, to conform to certain standards of behavior, particularly in regard to our children.

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!

Public depictions of women still tend to remain rigid and narrow - about the size of a coffin, say.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

Women all live a double standard.

One of the mistakes women have made is to romanticize life in the rose-covered cottage and then, discovering their error, proceed to romanticize life in the working world.

Nowadays people consider it a disgrace to admit that they are not stressed.

Women have been repeating the same mistake since time began: falling for a man's potential. We rarely see it the same way, and even more rarely care to achieve it.

["When are you getting married" in Everybody Loves Somebody] is funny because it's put on by women and men. Society makes women feel like, oh, you're getting old.

Eventually women will learn there's no such thing as freedom. Their husbands are just as fastened to the deck as they are. Men get onto a treadmill and never got off.

Your Western ideas about love are ridiculous. A woman is put on earth to please a man and a man should have many women, and a woman should only have one man.

We see women who go out and want to look like Jennifer Aniston, and they're wearing an ill-fitting red dress and ugly gold shoes, and they've got flat hair and they can't walk.

Women in Korean myths disappear after giving birth. The reason they were born is to produce sons.

Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a surprise to people that they are seeing it.

I was wanting to be a kid at 18 instead of being a young woman.

There is no unconditional love in the universe.

Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast.