Quotes About Expectations

I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.

We see young men who owe us a new world, so readily and lavishly they promise, but they never acquit the debt; they die young anddodge the account: or if they live, they lose themselves in the crowd.

Back when I was dating, the dreaded C word was Commitment. As soon as most men found out I had a child, they ran. If I ever got close enough to say the words, 'I love you,' they ran faster.

Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.

A man should never give promises in bed.

We can keep whatever we like about manhood but adjust the parts of the definition that are keeping men back.

The framework of men's wear is so narrow, that when you play at the edges you get labeled.

Somewhere, someone isn't impressed by your looks. Not all men jump through the hoops of your fire. You're unbelievably boring to more people than you'll ever know.

Morality is character and conduct such as is required by the circle or community in which the man's life happens to be placed. It shows how much good men require of us.

You don't have to be perfect. Most men never think like that.

Show him your soft side too. Being too pretty and smart... Guys don't like when a woman is better than a man.

Are not poets men who fulfill their hopes prematurely?

If you'd ever told me that my Broadway debut would be playing Spider-Man, I would have laughed in your face.

Guess in my brain I have a figurative 'man card' that's got certain punches that need to be punched.

You train your man to do nothing.

All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.

Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

Christianity has basically communicated to men that the reason God put you on this Earth is to be a good boy. Mind your manners, be a nice guy. That's soul killing!

If we are disappointed that men give little heed to what we utter is it for their sake or our own?

I have noticed that there is no dissatisfaction like that of the rich. Feed a man, clothe him, put him in a good house, and he will die of despair.