Quotes About Expectations

To have high self esteem one must perform or complete a task assigned to him with responsibility. Responsibility makes one accountable for actions and attitude. Responsibility makes one to know actually what one is expected to do and how to finish it with a logical conclusion.

Never apologize for showing your high standards. The people who are tending to stay will rise up to meet them.

Don't be happy you have many boyfriends because law of demand Says cheap commodity has high Demand.

When life demands more of people than they demand of life - as is ordinarily the case - what results is a resentment of life almost as deep-seated as the fear of death

A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectations.

If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home.

Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Borrow your wife's pink slippers just to go check the mail and everybody in the whole damn community will stop by to chat. True story. FML.

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold on to him. After marriage, she has to hold on to him to make love to him.

Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.