Quotes About Expectations

She said the reason that love is so painful is that it always amounts to two people wanting more than two people can give.

Your basic problem is emotional immaturity. You want life to be like in the movies, full of excitement. That's how a child's mind works, but the adults accept regularity, tedium, frustration.

Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations.

Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three — all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.

Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds-- all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.

Abdicate, v.: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

All of my friends from school grew up and settled downAnd they mortgaged off their livesOne thing's not said too much, but I think it's trueThey just get married 'cause there's nothing else to do

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.

A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition.

I was told that whistling wasn't ladylike, but I knew even then that women were simply not supposed to be that happy.

No woman can be too rich or too thin.

The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology.

Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Society is a made-up formula of what we are supposed to be, kept alive by those who believe in it.... I laugh in the ugly face of society, with all its fabricated dimensions.

Our blunders mostly come from letting our wishes interpret our duties.

Everyone's a millionaire where promises are concerned.

Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Rated G is nobody gets the girl. PG is the good guy gets the girl. R is the bad guy gets the girl. XXX is everybody gets the girl.

Don't get down on one knee for a woman who won't get down on two for you.

Leave a log in the water as long as you like: it will never be a crocodile.

A dillar, a dollar,A ten o'clock scholar,What makes you come so soon?You used to come at ten o'clock,And now you come at noon.