Quotes About Expectations

Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

Women need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them.

Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail.

Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as to burdens what are they?

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.

Many possessions, if they do not make a man better, are at least expected to make his children happier; and this pathetic hope is behind many exertions.

The young women seem to think that they can only go out with or marry a man who is superior to them. The problem there is that they are wanting to be defeated, as opposed to finding a partner.

Woman is a vulgar animal from whom man has created an excessively beautiful ideal.

It's a man's jobno place for women's plans here!what lies outside. Stay home and cause no trouble.

I've certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you're not supposed to make people laugh.

Upscale young men seem to go for the kind of woman who plays with a full deck of credit cards.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

Young men make great mistakes in life; for one thing, they idealize love too much.

Real life is, to most men, a long second best, a perpetual compromise between the ideal and the possible.

If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck.

If a man is happy in America, it is considered he is doing something wrong.

[Calling you a] star is just a trick. It's like a straw man thing. They [people] set you up just to knock you over. It's bull. You avoid it, I avoid it.

Sadly, man recognises that the ideal, submissive woman he has created for himself is somehow not quite what he wanted.

A great many men's gratitude is nothing but a secret desire to hook in more valuable kindnesses hereafter.

Women hate revolutions and revolutionists. They like men who are docile, and well-regarded at the bank, and never late at meals.

As we get used to women in power, we are likely to discover that they behave much like powerful men - vain, entitled, always looking for more.

You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore.

You've got many refinements. I don't think you need to worry about your failure at long division. I mean, after all, you got through short division, and short division is all that a lady ought to be called on to cope with.