Quotes About Wisdom

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.

When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up.

When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.""I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'""Well, yeah, that

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.

Analysis is soul of thought and ghost of wit.

We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.

Liza took her time sipping her tea. "That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face.

Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

There is no logic in logics except an illogical logic.

You have been around since scaly things crawled out of the muck, would it have killed you to read a book?

it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Super Bowl Sunday" "Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain-and all the children are insane.-" The Doors

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy.

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

I'm thankful enough or blessed enough to be able to say that Miles Davis was a friend when he was alive, and he was a wonderful mentor and really, really funny, you know.

Why should you trouble yourself about the future? You do not even properly know about the present. Take care of the present, the future will take care of itself.

For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

The stupid speak of the past, the wise of the present, and fools of the future.

Life is divided into three terms - that which was, which is, and which will be. Let us learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present, to live better in the future.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

The past is certain, the future obscure.