Quotes About Wisdom

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.

The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.

It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well.

I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror