Quotes About Wisdom

I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

He knows so little and knows it so fluently.

A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.

Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain.

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.

The only thing I use my body for is to carry my brain around.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Ultimate seriousness in not without a dose of humor.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

Absolute seriousness is never without a dash of humor.

There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.

humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

The first prerequisite of an advanced being is a sense of humor.

When you're certain you cannot be fooled, you become easy to fool.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.