Quotes About Wisdom

Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

Our sense of humor is a gift from God which should be controlled as well as cultivated.

I warn people, your 40s will require massive amounts of humor and humility.

The ignorant ever shun and dread the gifted and enlightened.

Zen is non-serious. Zen has a tremendous sense of humor. No other religion has evolved so much that it can have that sense of humor.

Many true words are spoken in jest.

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,

Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Tom Brady's balls" Nothing more than a publicity stunt to keep the NFL Network from losing San Francisco's market share.

Special Post-Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Eating Crow" This year, it just tastes like Seahawk.

I keep telling myself sensible things, but I never seem to listen!

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Unger Games" If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, you're gonna go "'Unger-y.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

I'm not 17 anymore. I still have some of the same sort of anger, but I have a sense of humor about it... a sense of being constructive with that anger.

Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Patriot Act" In theater and football, it's the last act before it's curtains for Seahawks opponents.

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete

I'm beginning to think that if you're going to have a role model you should probably pick someone who's already dead so they can't disappoint you.