Quotes About Wisdom

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

People seem to overlook an old man losing his mind if he occasionally made light of it.

Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have died a horrible death with a really surprised look on his face.

He who loves lies suffers from no disease than lies! He who believes in and acts upon lies suffers from no disease than ignorance!

A blind ingenuity goes nowhere

Ignorance is not linear, it's exponential.

It's woman's power, food is. You be sure you know where'n the hook is before swallerin' it, Dru. You mind me, now.

People always say in the end you only regret the choices you didn't make but I really think you also regret the choices you were foolish enough to make.

No man is taller than his head, and there is no big brain that is bigger than the head!

...I suppose clichés wouldn't be clichés if they weren't based on some sort of tediously predictable truth.

Mankind's biggest blunder, ignorance. Mankind's second, infallible.

Just because you can, doesn't necessarily mean that you sh

Myrtle Mae, you have a lot to learn, and I hope you never learn it.

Don't go a-hunting for a moose where there ain't no moose to hunt.

The wise man sees the fool & laughs & the fool never knows why

Two or three years from now thirty won't look so senile.

His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old.

Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair.

It's better to shut a fool's mouth with sarcasm rather than cursing him back.

Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.

The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.