Quotes About Wisdom

I am astounded at how long it takes to discover... for the first time, the things I have learned... over and over again all my life.

Pan took the joke good-naturedly, probably deciding it wasn't a good idea to argue with a fifteen-year-old who had just pulled two people up ten feet.

I'm a mother, " said her mother, in her foodless flat where the dust did not dare to settle, "and I know what I know.

Before I came here, I was confused about this subject. Having listened to your lecture, I am still confused -- but on a higher level.

The abbot cleared his throat. "You are all very stupid people, " he told them graciously, "and you do not know anything at all.

There are many good things about getting older, but no one knows what they are.

There are two ways to learn life's lessons, the easy way and the hard way. I seem to prefer the hard way.

There's a saying, " Aeneas said: "Keep an eye on Greeks when they offer gifts." He spoke wryly. "Horses, particularly.

When you feel like throwing rocks, make sure they're ones no one can throw back.

Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend's prayer because she's asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship.

Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.

Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

Been there, done that. I'm sure I've got a T-shirt somewhere to prove it.

When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.

Why are we learning about the past, when this is History?

There are two rules for sucess:1. Never tell everything you know.

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster.

And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever.

There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect.

Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either.

You want some advice?""Yes""Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I'm a fool.At least i'm a self aware fool.

Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.