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Quotes About Banana

I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs.
~ Elizabeth Berg
A delicious smoothie is a really easy way of taking on lots of amazing skin boosting ingredients and was my first port of call every morning in the run-up to my wedding - I'll throw in frozen berries, banana, spinach, almond butter, almond milk, and oats for a quick breakfast quite often.
~ Ella Woodward
If Mason wasn't crazy before, he's definitely joined the banana army now.
~ Richard Kadrey
Hey!' Bruno called out 'Give me the rest of that banana I was eating.
~ Roald Dahl
Most top predators of the planet are majestic creatures. Millions of years of dominion have filled them with self-confidence. Sapiens by contrast is more like a banana republic dictator. Having so recently been one of the underdogs of the savannah, we are full of fears and anxieties over our position, which makes us doubly cruel and dangerous.
~ Yuval Noah Harari
Most top predators of the planet are majestic creatures. Millions of years of dominion have filled them with self-confidence. Sapiens by contrast is more like a banana republic dictator.
~ Yuval Noah Harari
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
~ Eoin Colfer
Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.
~ Eoin Colfer
The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen.
~ Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere
I was on a date, and this girl teased a banana in a suggestive manner, and said, "That could be you." I replied, "Well then, I should probably get that dark soft-spot looked at."
~ Deric Harrington
Barney," she said, "would you like to help me look for a stupid giant banana?" Barney grinned. "Ooh, yes please," he said.
~ Angie Sage
abaca n. a large herbaceous Asian plant of the banana family, yielding Manila hemp. Musa textilis, family Musaceae. [mass noun] Manila hemp. mid 18th century: via Spanish from Tagalog abaká.
~ Angus Stevenson
I was a latchkey kid. Every afternoon, I would walk home from school, let myself in, make myself a banana buttie, and watch telly until Mum came home.
~ Eddie the Eagle
Time flies like an arrow . . . but fruit flies like a banana." —Unknown (often attributed to Groucho Marx)
~ Douglas E. Richards
Time flies like an arrow . . . but fruit flies like a banana.
~ Douglas E. Richards
I have the same thing every day. I find it comforting. I have a banana, but I can never eat the whole banana. And I'll drink a couple of Actimels. And some kind of cereal with almond milk. And then after that, I have a Coke.
~ Brandon Flowers
A fool will always find banana skins
~ Robert Priest
Even the banana plantations, the big, hardy trees on the flanks of Mount St. Andrew, seemed to lilt and acquiesce in the heat.
~ Anthony Doerr
My favorite dessert is banana pudding.
~ Lennon Parham
Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas.
~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
~ Groucho Marx
whenever the world throws rose petals at you, which thrill and seduce the ego, beware. The cosmic banana peel is suddenly going to appear underfoot to make sure you don't take it all too seriously, that you don't fill up on junk food.
~ Anne Lamott
Then he told David, in a confiding tone, "I'm scared of banana threads, too." "Banana threads. I see. Well, I can understand that," David said. He couldn't help feeling honored.
~ Anne Tyler
My own diagnosis of my problem is a simpler one. It's that I share 50 per cent of my genome with a banana and 98 per cent with a chimpanzee. Banana's don't do psychological consistency. And the tiny part of us that's different - the special Homo sapiens bit - is faulty. It doesn't work. Sorry about that.
~ Sebastian Faulks