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Quotes About Banana

If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general.
~ Marcus Samuelsson
Usually I like to work out in the morning before I eat. After the workout, I like to eat a banana and definitely some oatmeal for a little bit extra boost.
~ Kacy Catanzaro
Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of tragedy.
~ Graham Greene
246Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of tragedy.
~ Graham Greene
There's nobody more opposite from John Shaft than a kid who worships a banana as his god.
~ Richard Roundtree
I speak as the journalist who, on the first day back at work for 'The Daily Telegraph' after the birth of my daughter, went to interview Tom Hanks with an epaulette of banana sick on my jacket.
~ Allison Pearson
If you bite and chew the peel of a banana, then eat the fruit of the banana itself, you will find that it tastes like a tomato. I swear.
~ Mae Martin
Home-made smoothies are a great way of satisfying a sweet tooth. Adding in things like frozen banana will make it taste super sweet and creamy.
~ Ella Woodward
Jadi gitu saja. Minta doa supaya rimba itu jadi huma. Besok minta doa lagi supaya semuanya tumbuh pisang, tumbuh serba tuk nenek. Lusa minta doa lagi supaya serba tuk nenek itu masuk melompat masuk bakul.
~ Shahnon Ahmad
Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.
~ Terry Wogan
Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme.
~ Elliott Abrams
Frozen bananas pureed in the food processor make a great fake ice cream.
~ Katie Lee
They teach us that in school, matters of principle. I swear it's a plot to get us all slaughtered the day they graduate us out the door. It's their revenge, see? Here we are reading books in literature class about some banana who's only got one oar in the water to start with, and then he pops it out worrying about principles.
~ Guy Vanderhaeghe
A guy walks into a psychologist's convention with a banana in his pocket.When asked about the significance of this he says;well,they were all out of grapes.
~ Bob Newhart
Beryl leaves to have her verruca attended to yet again. Someone had told her that banana was good for ridding oneself of verrucas, so she'd slept with a banana in her bed feeling rather silly, before being told it was only the skin.
~ Michael Palin
Because I am a character actor, I thought I would be the fourth or eighth banana on a sitcom, and that would be OK.
~ Nia Vardalos
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.
~ Greg Fitzsimmons
I walked back into the bedroom and, after all that, I actually was surprised. She lay on the bed, her hands nonchalantly behind her head, with the banana between her legs. Only half of it was alfresco. It was if we'd had sex and then, before heading for the bathroom, I'd bookmarked her vagina so as not to lose my place.
~ Frank Skinner
In a world divided by chimpophiles and bonobophiles, we all had a good laugh when Stephen peeled his banana. (62)
~ Frans de Waal
I'll go to Santiago. And the banana tree a jellyfish.
~ Frederico Garcia Lorca
I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy.
~ Elaine Stritch
If I had a choice, I love making smoothies, or having some fresh fruit and some good snacks. A smoothie with banana, kale, blueberries and almond milk is so good.
~ Katia Winter
Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, The mountain is, and is not. They would think, The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.
~ Terry Pratchett
One such accident had turned the librarian into an ape, since when he had resisted all attempts to turn him back, explaining in sign language that life as an orangutan was considerably better than life as a human being, because all the big philosophical questions resolved themselves into wondering where the next banana was coming from. Anyway, long arms and prehensile feet were ideal for dealing with high shelves.
~ Terry Pratchett