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Quotes About Connection

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.
~ Noel Fielding
Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
~ Bill Bailey
Humor is the foundation of reconciliation.
~ Saint Francis de Sales
If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'
~ Demetri Martin
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
~ Zach Galifianakis
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
~ Demetri Martin
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them...
~ Evelyn Waugh
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
~ Mitch Hedberg
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
~ Steven Wright
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I was an incredible Anglophile. I found people who shared the same sense of humor and attitude toward the world.
~ Terry Gilliam
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
~ Robert Orben
English is my second language. Laughter is my first.
~ Paul Krassner
The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done.
~ Peter Drucker
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
~ Larry Gelbart
I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.
~ Matthew Perry
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.
~ Steven Wright
A spoonful of humor makes the message go down easier.
~ Frank Leahy
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
~ Steven Wright
It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
~ Adam Sandler
I believe you are one of the people that can lift the corners of the universe.
~ Ann M. Martin