Quotes About Grandma

The world of physical objects seemed to have been made solely for the purpose of giving the men around Grandma something to do with their hands; and not, mind you, for any practical reason, but purely so that Grandma could twiddle those men's emotional knobs by reacting to how well or poorly they did it.

Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film.

I didn't have cable television growing up; there were only six channels you could watch then. The only really good channel was channel 10, and they would play 'The Nanny Called Fran' every night for years. I've seen every episode 100 times. I would get my Grandma to make me leopard skin dresses on her sewing machine.

Grandma lighting candles and keeping them lit, whispering

I'm going to be the scariest grandma in the world.

I'm going to be the scariest grandma in the world," she muttered, grouchy and kind of looking forward to it.

A grandma's heart is a patchwork of love.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

I had underwear thrown on stage that said 'Gokey' on the back... all glittery! It was grandma-underwear, too.

Grandma played a taste test game with my sister and me when I was 3 years old. She would blindfold us and have us guess what was on the spoon: the first flavors I got were strawberry - then coffee!

Oftentimes, I feel like the clock is on, and there's money at stake, and you gotta get up there and dance for grandma, and it better be great, and you better get it right.

If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.

My grandma just got veneers, living her best life at 67.

When I grew up as a kid, a part of my life - I grew up in Boston near Revere Beach, at my grandma's, and she would take me to the beach.

too. "Grandma makes the best pies." "Me pie too." Carl banged his

GOT A lot of stares the minute I walked through the double doors. Not surprising. Grandma Dotty had been so enthusiastic about the "punk" style I was rocking that

My mother was a union member. She was a mail carrier, a rural mail carrier. She called herself a 'postal packin' grandma' for a good period of time.

When I was little, my grandma used to get romance novels, and she would get hundreds of these, and she'd read a dozen a month.

At dusk each evening, Mrs. Tingley, Grandma's third-floor tenant, clip-clopped down the side steps with her bug-eyed Chihuahua, Cutie Pie. "Come on, Cutie Pie, go poopy

There's no place like home... except Grandma's.

Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

Little Willie, full of glee, Put radium in grandma's tea. Now he thinks it quite a lark To see her shining in the dark.

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy. Grandma Mazur

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate. Grandma Mazur