Quotes About Celebrity

The famous are balloons far up in the sky, to be envied for their quiet freedom or shot down as enemies.

But just playing the partner of someone famous, I had a lot more freedom.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair. I think that would be funny.

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marylin Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself only.

Fame is a fickle food - Upon a shifting plate

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

In the beginning, I loved being famous, but now I am tired of it and I would like to go back to my freedom.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and an abortion? I'd pay to see an abortion.

'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.

Boys who say 'I hate Justin Bieber' are those ones who can't master his hair flip no matter how much they practice.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

Fame is fickle and I know it. It has its compensations, but it also has its drawbacks and I've experienced them both.

If I close my eyes and think of Hollywood, all I see is one big varicose vein.