Quotes About Golf

I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course.

Women in pro-ams are always telling me about all the business deals they've struck on the golf course playing with their male work colleagues.

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

I love to play golf and watch movies in Tamil and Telugu whenever I get time.

Golf has taught me a lot about patience and keeping my temper.

I had a temper when I played junior golf and had my clubs taken away for slamming them on the ground. I learned very quickly that I didn't want my clubs taken away from me.

The golf swing is very, very rhythmic. There's a certain tempo to it, just like in music.

smiling coat-check girl who had more dimples than a used golf ball

Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism.

We don't take it too seriously, said Harry. —What? —The golf. —To avoid the disappointment, said Liam.—The same with everything. That's what it's all about now, isn't it? From here on in. Avoiding disappointment.

Johnson tried to persuade Rockefeller that these skills would serve him well in golf.

In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe event, and I was drained. Mentally, not physically.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

A detailed analysis of his four-putt at the 1986 Masters: I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind.

Went to 16 and hit a really bad 3 wood for my second shot and got stuck in the bunker about 70 yards from the pin. Poor execution, chunked it, hit a good chip up to about eight feet, missed it.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.