Quotes About Golf

I've been writing a lot, I've a few projects I'm trying to finance, I do some acting, I do some directing... Apart from that, if I could get lower that a ten handicap on my golf game I'd be thrilled.

This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality.

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing?