Quotes About Golf

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

He was betting on a jilted caddie or a jealous husband.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.

Annika's my role model, and I wish in the future I could be like her.

Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit it. And the goal is to get it into a little hole placed in a hard spot.

Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.

I have only one goal in golf - to leave it with my sanity.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest praise I can give anyone, to compare him to Jack Nicklaus.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.

Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.