Quotes About Golf

This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality.

Where I fall down is my short game. I don't practice enough, and when I have to take a half swing from 50 yards out, that's trouble.

Pretty it's pretty good for me because I'm over here in the winters. It's really improved my golf game.

I'm not much interested in sport just as sport. I wouldn't be interested in making a golf film or baseball or fishing film.

You can't completely control the sport - Tiger Woods comes close. The test is against yourself and nature's own way. I find golf a particularly good metaphor for this story.

I don't remember too many rounds where you get shots given to you. Usually, ones are taken away.

When you look at other sports, like golf, the players earn a lot more money without running around.

It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

player: Can I reach it with a five iron? caddie: Eventually.

I don't let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time

You know you're getting old when you start watching golf on TV and enjoying it.

It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better.

I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.

I asked my instructor how I could cut ten strokes off my score. He told me to quit on hole 17!

I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?

This guy is such an obvious cheater that once when he had a hole in one he wrote down zero on his scorecard.

My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.

I don't say my golf game is bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.

You've got just one problem. You stand too close to the ball - after you've hit it.

I used to want to shoot my age. Now I would just like to shoot my temperature.

What a terrible round. I only hit two good balls all day and that was when I stepped on a rake in a bunker.

He spends so much time in the sand trap you'd think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.