Quotes About Golf

One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float.

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.

Nancy Lopez has always been a role model of mine... so to have the opportunity to play for her and spend time with her has been amazing.

After playing Ballybunion for the first time, a man would think that the game of golf originated here.

Everybody has two swings: the one he uses during the last three holes of a tournament and the one he uses the rest of the time.

I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.

I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18.

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.

First time I met Jack [Nicholas ] I had heard about his golf and prowess - I was playing in the Ohio amateur.

I enjoy playing it every time I step on the course.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

My swing is no uglier than Arnold Palmer's, and it's the same ugly swing every time.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the holiday turkey, but he was in the back yard practicing his golf swing the whole time.

Way, way, way back I played a little bit, but I am definitely not a golfer. You know, it just takes too much time anyway during the course of the day.

ripe to hit the fairway. The famously competitive

They had never had much time in Zenith for a serious attention to quarreling and being domestically vulgar. All day he had been at the office; most evenings they had seen other people; on Sunday there had been golf and relatives. They had time a-plenty now, equally for quarreling and for intimate and adventurous happiness together. One day they wrangled--and endlessly, because they were not quarreling over any one thing in particular but over the differences in their philosophies of life;

A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.& Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.