Quotes About Golf

Did you really just say "mancation"? Bonnie raised her eyebrows. "I thought he was going fishing." "He is, but that's what they call it these days when a bunch of guys go off together for a weekend. The resorts have started marketing their packages as "mancations." They get golf, fishing poker--- all that guy stuff.

See that?" said Lemon. "The car tracks turn off there." "How do you know it's not the parks people on a golf cart thingie?" "You don't golf, do you, Kate?" "No, I'm too young to die of boredom.

I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

When you step on the first tee it doesn't matter what you look like. ... It doesn't help your 5-iron if you're pretty.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through, if you are a crook or a martyr.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

By the middle of the century, retirement culture - exemplified by timeshares in Florida, the golf industry, and AARP membership - was booming. Americans, it turned out, were pretty good at figuring out how not to do anything in their twilight years.

How do I relax? Meditate, I guess. I quit golf. You twist your back and get all cranked up.

Had I not become a professional golfer, I think I would have pursued some type of career in aviation.

The iconic Doral was once a beacon for the ultimate in luxury golf resorts, and we have fully restored it to its prior grandeur - and then some. Besides the sun, golf, and amazing Latin food, Miami is a city of culture that has something for everyone.

My ultimate goal is to be the best player in the world. If I'm the best player in the world, I'll be the face of American golf. It will come with the territory. That's where I want to be. If I want to be there, I have a lot of guys I have to beat out, in the U.S. and the world.

My biggest hobby is playing golf, which I really enjoy. Now when I am lying in bed at night, unable to sleep, I find myself thinking about my golf swing. I'm also involved in the Tampa Bay chapter of First Tee.

I knew I was going to be a pro golfer from the age of 12, when I qualified for the Carris Trophy, which is for under-18s. That was when I thought I was OK at golf. I had no clue about how difficult the game actually is at that age of course - I was blissfully unaware of all the hard work ahead.

I don't think Jack Nicklaus' record of 18 majors is unbeatable at all.

I remember, when I won at Tucson by nine shots in 1975, I would say the average iron shot I hit that week was no more than two feet off line. It was unbelievable.

It's Star Wars golf. This place was designed by Darth Vader.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

And the wind shall say Here were decent godless people. Their only monument the asphalt road. And a thousand lost golf balls.

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.

I could be in Spain, spending my time playing bad golf; financially I don't need to play snooker. I play because I love it.

If I didn't think I could win the World Championship I would go and play golf badly in Spain.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I have a random array of ball markers in my bag and don't use any specific one. Many are the plastic kind you find at almost any golf course.