Quotes About Absurdity

The four ultimate concerns are death, isolation, freedom, and meaninglessness

No more painters, no more scribblers, no more musicians, no more sculptors, no more religions, no more royalists, no more radicals, no more imperialists, no more anarchists, no more socialists, no more communists, no more proletariat, no more democrats, no more republicans, no more bourgeois, no more aristocrats, no more arms, no more police, no more nations, an end at last to all this stupidity, nothing left, nothing at all, nothing, nothing.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

We don't need to send in the clowns! They are already here!

Religion itself is an absurdity and an anomaly, and paganism is acceptable only because it represents that purely orgiastic phase of religion farthest from reality.

I have never been able to soothe myself with the sugary delusions of religion; for these things stand convicted of the utmost absurdity in light of modern scientific knowledge.

Once when he [Demonax, a supposed Cynic sage] came upon two uncouth philosophers inquiring and wrangling with one another--one of them putting absurd questions, the other answering perfectly irrelevantly--he said "Don't you think, my friends, that one of these guys is milking a he-goat and the other putting a sieve underneath it?

He once saw two philosophers engaged in a very unedifying game of cross questions and crooked answers. 'Gentlemen,' said he, 'here is one man milking a billy-goat, and another catching the proceeds in a sieve.

Omul este întotdeauna înclinat s?-È™i pun? norocul pe seama propriei sale eficienÈ›e È™i s?-l ia drept o binemeritat? recompens? a talentelor, aplicaÈ›iei È™i probit??ii sale. Dar întoarcerile norocului le pune întotdeauna pe seama altora È™i, mai ales, pe seama absurdit??ii instituÈ›iilor sociale È™i politice.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

Tutoring a four year old to get into an exclusive preschool made as much sense as hiring a swim coach for a guppy.

Èši-a spus cineva ceva? am întrebat-o. - Nu-s decât o ciuperc?. Gluma asta cazon? era veche È™i pe timpul lui taic?-meu: Sunt È›inut? în bezn? È™i hr?nit? cu rahat.

Now I know she couldn't ambush a panda bear on Quaaludes.

How's life?" "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.

I'm so bored I could sing to my dick.

That`s silly

I've always felt that the Catholic Church has the same relationship to God as a fish has to a bicycle.

La tonta de remate

2+2=fish, 3+3=eight, 7+7=triangle...I hate kids.

I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster!

Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead.

The reason dying is so easy is because death has no meaning... And the reason death has no meaning is because life has no meaning. All the same, have fun!

Mausoleum n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.

Absurdity and anti—absurdity are the two poles of creative energy.