Quotes About Absurdity

Encore des conneries dans le fond du jardin

Men can labor to make sense out of single steps toward the goal without ever pausing to reflect that the goal itself is ludicrous.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity.

Now that the steam engine rules the world, a title is an absurdity, still I am all dressed up in this title. It will crush me if Ido not support it. The title attracts attention to myself.

Accepting the absurdity of everything around us is one step, a necessary experience: it should not become a dead end. It arouses a revolt that can become fruitful

Jurists say that a capital crime submerges all lesser crimes; and so it is with faith. Its absurdity makes all petty difficultiesvanish.

It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility "faith"! (Institutio III.2.3)

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

La estupidez del ser humano me hace gracia.

C'est la folie humaine que je trouve amusante.

We see them oiling their weapons to kill the gryphon they think is hiding in our hen coop. And we cannot help laughing.

There is no solution because there is no problem.

there's no solution, because there's no problem

The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.

By George, I had forty-seven pregnant women with horns trying to take a razoo at me.

David Birkmann? I can't believe it. It's like saying a duck did it.

Christ on a Popsicle stick.

You came to see me about something?" "Yes, ma'am. A lawyer is here." "Toss him out a window." "Her, actually, I think." "So toss her out, then. Equally defenestratable.

Whoever had my room last left a big pile of poopfruit on my desk, Niamh yelled, from their room. Seriously, what the actual fuck?

Por supuesto, nada de todo esto tiene el menor sentido si te detienes a pensarlo —añadió Hester. —Nunca lo ha tenido.

These were words to clothe a naked thing, and the thing is ridiculous in clothes.

I seen her beat the hell out of a tin peddler with a live chicken one time 'cause he give her a argument. She had the chicken in one han', an' the ax in the other, about to cut its head off. She aimed to go for that peddler with the ax, but she forgot which hand was which, an' she takes after him with the chicken. Couldn' even eat that chicken when she got done. They wasn't nothing but a pair a legs in her han'. Grampa throwed his hip outa joint laughin'. How'd my folks go so easy?

Oh my God!" I hear him yell to just about everybody. "Did you see that?! That was John Waters. I'm almost certain he has shit his pants!!" I hear grown men laugh in constipated smugness and digestive superiority.