Quotes About Absurdity

that was when life made sense. Now there's nothing but madness.

There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"

When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino.

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird."

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.

My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

A lot of the stuff Kafka said he thought was hilariously funny.

What do you have when you have an agent buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.

If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'

I have to step out for a second. Don't do anything funny while I'm gone.

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?