Quotes About Absurdity

Could I just use the loo?" I asked the nice officer. "No." She closed the door in my face, As if I might rig an explosion in the toilet. Honestly.

What in the world are you thinking? I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts.

Hey, if the cow could jump over the moon, I didn't see why the sun couldn't jump over two cows.)

I try not to think," Leo admitted. "It interferes with being nuts.

YOU'RE GOING TO VACUUM UP THAT SQUIRREL!

There is just no predicting what kind of sentences you might say, thought Flora. For instance, who would ever think you would shout, "You're going to vacuum up that squirrel!"?

Most everything is incredibly stupid.

Only Christ could have brought us all together, in this place, doing such absurd but necessary things.

Year after year On the monkey's face A monkey face

Nothing is too ridiculous for modern politics.

Lufa drgala mi jak pies srajacy pestkami brzoskwin

You damned moose.

Stupid to the power of stupid.

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The fairy tale belongs to the poor...I know of no fairy tale which upholds the tyrant, or takes the part of the strong against the weak. A fascist fairy tale is an absurdity.

How cam'st thou to be the siege of this mooncalf?

There's no end to the absurd things people will do trying to make life mean something.

I prefer the absurdity of writing poems to the absurdity of not writing poems.

This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

Ah fuck, he's going to gnaw my arm off; I'm losing a limb. I can't go through life with one arm. I mean, fuck, I'm already a hideous rodent with no game," he said, sniffling. "I'll be a wobbly, off-balanced dipshit who lost his arm to an ass. And not even the good type of ass. "Are you crying?" "No, no, I have sweat in my eyes," he explained as the donkey's tongue kept licking his face.

Young man, nature is not frightening, it's people who are frightening! You just need to get to know nature and it will become friendly. This creature known as man is of course highly intelligent, he's capable of manufacturing almost anything from rumors to test-tube babies and yet he destroys two to three species every day. This is the absurdity of man.

Absurdly, I punched it because nothing hurts a jellyfish more, nothing affronts their sense of dignity, than an underwater punch in the face.

Bringing Marcus to Findlay would be like bringing a bazooka to a Tupperware party.