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Quotes About Absurdity

Yet by forcing the brain to accept propositions of which one set is absurdity, the other truism, a  new function of brain is established.
~ Aleister Crowley
cela faisait sans doute bien longtemps qu'elle ne craignait plus l'irruption de l'absurde dans la géométrie du bon sens.
~ Alessandro Baricco
Ma noi non possiamo accorgerci di quanto sia assurdo perché come rettili di palude conosciamo quel mondo, e la palude per noi é la normalità Per questo siamo in grado di metabolizzare incredibili dosi di infelicità scambiandole per il doveroso corso delle cose [...]
~ Alessandro Baricco
Putting Mr. Polopetsi in charge of the investigation is like putting a rabbit in charge of the airport.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
I love the free entertainment that patients provide. People say and do the most ridiculous things, and I've got a front row seat to the absurdity." —A Colorado travel nurse
~ Alexandra Robbins
Life! Don't talk to me about life.
~ Douglas Adams
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
~ Douglas Adams
Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
~ Douglas Adams
He half expected to receive a rocket-propelled suppository at any moment, but none came.
~ Douglas E. Richards
rocket-propelled suppository
~ Douglas E. Richards
Shared belief in an absurdity is a much better indicator of loyalty than shared belief in the truth. And it's a much better way to create group cohesion. If a leader asks you to believe that the sky is blue, and you do, what does that prove? The truth is easy. But if he requires his followers to believe the sky is green, they quickly distance themselves from non-believers and become firmly united in a shared delusion.
~ Douglas E. Richards
actually exist like a racial or religious community. It is a form of absurdity. For even on its own terms this composition is wildly unsustainable and contradictory. Gay men and gay women have almost nothing in common. It may be too pedestrian to even mention, but gay men and lesbians do not always form the warmest of relationships.
~ Douglas Murray
I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!
~ Matthew Lillard
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant
There's no end to the absurd things people will do trying to make life mean something.
~ William Wharton
I don't think life is absurd. I think we are all here for a huge purpose. I think we shrink from the immensity of the purpose we are here for.
~ Norman Mailer
Foolish: It's all foolish. Life is a farce a stupid, sickening farce played out by fools.
~ David Gemmell
I like darkness and confusion and absurdity, but I like to know that there could be a little door that you could go out into a safe life area of happiness.
~ David Lynch
Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.
~ Fran Lebowitz
Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
~ Steven Wright
Life is the farce we are all forced to endure.
~ Arthur Rimbaud
I thought: this is how life is, ridiculous beyond comprehension.
~ Barbara Kingsolver
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
~ Bill Watterson