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Quotes About Absurdity

This world is a comedy, not Life.
~ Horace Walpole
Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.
~ Jilliane Hoffman
We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.
~ Jim Butcher
you either do or do not have a comedy mind, whatever that is, maybe a heightened sense of the ridiculous and the absurdity of life…We are all crazy and crazed.
~ Joan Rivers
Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his pants, who is?
~ Jodi Lynn Anderson
Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.
~ Jody Gehrman
also found the situation unworkable. Not just unworkable – ridiculous. Not just ridiculous – perturbing.
~ Anna Burns
Because my theory is, there's no such thing as life, it's just catastrophe.
~ Anne Carson
We don't go to war to protect Pizza Hut or Burger King or some other things, some of the nonsense I've seen on our battlefields.
~ Michael T. Flynn
The apology, that is constantly put forth for the injustice of government, viz., that a man must consent to give up some of his rights, in order to have his other rights protected - involves a palpable absurdity, both legally and politically.
~ Lysander Spooner
Nothing proves that we are more than nothing.
~ Emil Cioran
With everyone lounging around, eating sleeping, sunning, pooping, it looks like some weird combat version of an outdoor rock festival.
~ Evan Wright
Peter Pastmaster and the absurdly youthful colonel of the new force were drawing up a list of suitable officers in Bratts Club. 'Most of war seems to consist of hanging about,' he said. 'Let's at least hang about with our own friends.
~ Evelyn Waugh
Talk English to me, Tommy. Parlez francais avec moi, Nicole. But the meanings are different-- in French you can be heroic and gallant with dignity, and you know it. But in English you can't be heroic and gallant without being a little absurd, and you know that too.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
It is not unlikely that she would have accepted any idea encased in this radiant formula—which was perhaps not a formula; it was the reductio ad absurdum of all formulas.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
He was ashamed of baiting the man, realizing that the absurdity of the story rested in the immaturity of the attitude combined with the sophisticated method of its narration.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
She was too stupid to pull off something like that. "You're
~ Fern Michaels
Today I suddenly experienced an absurd but quite valid sensation. I realized, in an intimate lightning flash, that I am no one. No one, absolutely no one.
~ Fernando Pessoa
It's not demons (who at least have a human face) but Hell itself that seems to be laughing inside me, it's the croaking madness of the dead universe, the spinning cadaver of physical space, the end of all worlds blowing blackly in the wind, formless and timeless, without a God who created it, without even its own self, impossibly whirling in the absolute darkness as the one and only reality, everything.
~ Fernando Pessoa
Ah, what a morning this is, awakening me to life's stupidity. [98 - Zenith trans.]
~ Fernando Pessoa
Let's absurdify life, from east to west. Let us play hide-and-seek with our consciousness of living.
~ Fernando Pessoa
Let's act like sphinxes, however falsely, until we reach the point of no longer knowing who we are. For we are, in fact, false sphinxes, with no idea of what we are in reality. The only way to be in agreement with life is to disagree with ourselves. Absurdity is divine.
~ Fernando Pessoa
O único sentido íntimo das cousas É elas não terem sentido íntimo nenhum.  
~ Fernando Pessoa
Und so schleppe ich mein Leben damit hin, das zu tun, was ich nicht will, und das zu erträumen, was ich nicht haben kann, absurd wie eine stehen-gebliebene öffentliche Uhr. Nur die zarte, aber feste Sensibilität, der lange, aber vollauf bewusste Traum, bilden in ihrer Gesamtheit mein Halbschattenprivileg.
~ Fernando Pessoa