Quotes About Absurdity

Stuffed animals are sad and scary; they have humorous and tragic qualities.

All non-incumbent campaigns promise hope and change, but Obama took the promise to a new level of absurdity. He suggested that a vote for him would literally transform the Earth.

Há muita incoerência sem sentido no mundo, a maior parte fruto de estupidez.

Leave me to my own absurdity.

Once we are a creation, how much absurdity can there be in our heart without God the Creator.

La guerre était folie ? Sam disait que la paix devait l'être aussi. Il fallait justement proposer l'inconcevable.

Busty' Roberts had joined the Royal Artillery in 1914 and since then had steadily risen to the rank of Gunner. Now the crunch: someone with a perverted sense of humour made him a Lance Bombardier. Roberts went insane with power. The war now consisted of two people, him and Hitler.

Next its gonna be jump off a cliff day.

But to say there was a time when time was not, is as absurd as to say there was a man when there was no man.

I don't agree with mathematics; the sum total of zeros is a frightening figure.

Mais il suffit d'une seconde pour faire comprendre que, le hasard n'y ayant aucune part, c'est une absurdité de vouloir jouer contre soi-même. L'attrait du jeu d'échecs réside tout entier en ceci que deux cerveaux s'y affrontent, chacun avec sa tactique […] vouloir jouer aux échecs contre soi-même est donc aussi paradoxal que vouloir marcher sur son ombre.

she came to the conclusion that if Aunt Ada was mad, then she, Flora, was one of the Marx Brothers.

Stupid people and their stupid people ways!

I've heard too many times where people say that I'm this ultra-serious guy. In truth, I've got an extremely absurd sense of humor. I thrive on the absurd - I love it.

Woman's inaptitude for reasoning has not prevented her from arriving at truth; nor has man's ability to reason prevented him from floundering in absurdity.

Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms. It's by talking nonsense that one gets to the truth! I talk nonsense, therefore I'm human

Better the comfort of a lie than the absurdity of the truth.

If there's any real truth, it's that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs.

Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

The words kept coming back to him, statement of a mystical truth and a palpable absurdity.

What is too absurd to be believed is believed because it is too absurd to be a lie.

The realization that life is absurdand cannot be an end, but only abeginning. This is a truth nearly allgreat minds have taken as their starting point.

Everything means nothing that is the only truth.

Jeffrey Lewis sings as though absurdity were truth, and truth absurdity. And I think I agree with him.