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Quotes About Absurdity

Although it was only nine o'clock he had already gone once around the pharmacological wheel to which he'd strapped himself for the evening, stolen a tuba, and offended a transvestite; and now his companions were beginning, with delight and aplomb, to barf. It was definitely a Crabtree kind of night.
~ Michael Chabon
you can't explain crazy.
~ Michael Connelly
This, after all, is the king who passed the law about putting trousers on cats and dogs, who made too-loud laughter a punishable crime. According to rumor, he was abused by his father, the last king. But that's the story people always tell, isn't it, when they want to explain inexplicable behavior?
~ Michael Cunningham
Mi existencia es incomprensible y ridícula
~ Michael Ende
The guy walks around with a banana in his ear. And people are like, 'Why do you have a banana in your ear?' He says, 'To keep the alligators away! There are no alligators! See?
~ Michael Lewis
As sneakily addictive as a game of Pong (which was named, we're told, after the narrator's dad), this zany zip-line of a novel takes the piss out of the Asian-American 'good immigrant' story. Full of charming antiheroes making comically bad choices, the story dazzles us with its absurdity, which makes its eventual wisdom--about lineage, ethnicity, and the meaning of family--all the more wonderfully surprising.
~ Michael Lowenthal
as human beings, we must inevitably see the universe from a centre lying within ourselves and speak about it in terms of a human language shaped by the exigencies of human intercourse. Any attempt rigorously to eliminate our human perspective from our picture of the world must lead to absurdity.
~ Michael Polanyi
A situation is always comic if it participates simultaneously in two series of events which are absolutely independent of each other, and if it can be interpreted in two quite different meanings.
~ Henri Bergson
All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray this character just honestly. If the humor is within the absurdity and the awfulness of situations, then let it be seen that way.
~ Patrick Warburton
God knows the times I have found myself in absurd situations.
~ Brandon Lee
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.
~ Sally Phillips
I would think a sense of the absurd is more important for a political cartoonist, because that could define things like a sense of hypocrisy or a sense of the things one has to be skeptical about.
~ Jonathan Shapiro
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
~ Eddie Izzard
Mel Brooks and David Zucker - there are very few people who know silly, and they're usually hugely intelligent, because you have to be intelligent to get it. Like the Marx brothers. I love it.
~ Jeffrey Tambor
I love 'Dr Strangelove.
~ Jon M. Chu
Absurdity is the one thing love can't stand; it can overlook anything else, -- coldness, or weakness, or viciousness, -- but just be ridiculous and that's the end of it!
~ Margaret Deland
Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap.
~ Bill Bryson
For anyone of a rational disposition, fashion is often nearly impossible to fathom. Throughout many periods of history—perhaps most—it can seem as if the whole impulse of fashion has been to look maximally ridiculous. If one could be maximally uncomfortable as well, the triumph was all the greater. Dressing
~ Bill Bryson
Sir Thomas More came up with absurdity, acceptance, exact, explain, and exaggerate.
~ Bill Bryson
For anyone of a rational disposition, fashion is often nearly impossible to fathom. Throughout many periods of history—perhaps most—it can seem as if the whole impulse of fashion has been to look maximally ridiculous. If one could be maximally uncomfortable as well, the triumph was all the greater.
~ Bill Bryson
In America, there's no idea so patently absurd that it can't catch on.
~ Bill Maher
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
~ Bill Watterson
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?
~ Bill Watterson
Men are so inevitably mad that not to be mad would be to give a mad twist to madness.
~ Blaise Pascal