Quotes About Absurdity

Um. Oh dear." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I don't know. Are you thinking, goats are kind of like sheep with bad attitude? I'm not a fucking chupacabra, man.

Crawling eldritch horrors don't get planning permission unless they're Trump's hairpiece.)

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

I'm a murderer, Ted! I'm a murderer. A dog murderer! I'm just like Phil Spector minus the music career." "No, Chelsea, you need to get ahold of yourself. You are not a murderer! This was an accidental dog homicide!" "What

Randy held out the koosh. "What is it?" "I have no idea," Donna said. "Your asshole scrubber?

The Democrats, fearful of his grassroots campaign, blamed him for the election of George W. Bush, an absurdity that found fertile ground among those who had abandoned rational inquiry for the thought-terminating clichés of television.

In France, where Franklin had lived from 1776 to 1785, he had won an extraordinary place in the public mind. The French had lionized him to the point of absurdity - or so at least his colleagues in the American mission thought.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?

Like everyone else, I grew up loving the Anne books, but L.M. Montgomery is so much more. Like Jane Austen, she has an eye for the absurd and a gift for the 'mot juste.'

I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what, the things that you laugh hardest at aren't cartoons.

You have to know history to appreciate the absurdity of what is called the 'medical model', because it's simply absurd.

And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Oh man," Powell said, laughing in disbelief. "Do they fire lightning out of their asses, too? Do they cum nuclear jelly? What else, huh?

The house looks like we've been robbed, but who robs you and then makes ten failed attempts to make a toast before leaving?

There is no meaning to our world. There is no meaning to those of us living there. We meaningless beings ponder the world, though the realization of meaningless itself means nothing.

Had Dr. Seuss been a slightly insane pornographer, he might have written a book like this.--reviewing Nicholson Baker's House of Holes

I rather like the smell of absurdity in the morning.

The clown is a creature of chaos.

Rosencrantz: Shouldn't we be doing something--constructive? Guildenstern: What did you have in mind? ... A short, blunt human pyramid...?

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef.

You stupid woman, if rationality were the criterion for things being allowed to exist, the world would be one gigantic field of soya beans!

We live amidst absurdity, so close to it that it escapes our notice.

They're laughing because they're mad, too mad to be able to tell what's funny any more. The rewards for being sane may not be very many but knowing what's funny is one of them.

Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake.