Quotes About Absurdity

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion.

A mad world, my masters.

The government can catch a hare with an oxcart!

Nuk luftohet nje fatalitet, e te arsyetosh per te eshte akoma me e kote

Don't ask. We're all but done for in any case, taking that Fiona couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and Paddy and Maureen both cheat like tinkers at a fair. What are you talking about? Why would anybody hit a cow with a banjo? He only smiled. The point is, Fiona couldn't so we'll be done soon enough.

Edison, Oedipus, platypus. Whatever.

Things should make sense, and half the time they don't. Stuff that shouldn't make sense, half the time does.

life was full of the ludicrous that ended in bloody murder.

Yeah, we could strap a small car to Lassiter's back and make him run around by the pool—

Pigs flying. Hell freezing over. Miley planting her twerking ass in a chair and keeping it there as a public service.

So yeah, conversationally speaking, we just faced off in a duel, where she had a gun and I had two paper clips and a rubber band. But it's fine. Although, hey, while we're on the subject, maybe you want to slice my nut sac off and put my two veg in your back pocket? 'Cuz I won't be needing them anymore after this.

Craziness, indeed. And

We are surrounded by the absurd excess of the universe. By meaningless bulk, vastness without size, power without consequence. The stubborn iteration that is present without being felt. Nothing the spirit can marry. Merely phenomenon and its physics. An endless, endless of going on. No habitat where the brain can recognize itself. No pertinence for the heart. Helpless duplication.

My philosophy is that you can't explain the world. It's too big and it's too crazy and sometimes it's funny and most of the time it's... strange.

Laughter is the best way to get over something or get closer to something. It's one of the things I respect most about Amy Schumer. She's found a way to get us closer to ourselves and see the ugly side of humanity, but not in a way that's pointing a finger or that's angry. She does it in a way that makes us see the absurdity and laugh at it.

We're going through a kind of ancient, barbaric war dance now - it's almost an ultimate in absurdity.

We're taking part in a divine comedy and we should realise that the play is always a comedy, in that we're all ultimately ridiculous.

Perhaps I'm particularly serious, because I'm not unaware of the potential absurdity of what I'm doing.

Once your faith persuades you to believe what your intelligence declares absurd, beware, lest you likewise sacrifice your reason in the conduct of your life.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

We know life is futile. A man who considers that his life is of very wonderful importance is awfully close to a padded cell.

The worse things are, the more they play philosopher. The more obvious the nonsense, the profounder their thoughts. The more lawlessness there is, the more laws. The more widespread the chaos, the more insistent their love of symmetry.

Zaraz zrobimy kaw?. Wprawdzie nie mam kawy, fili?anek i pieni?dzy, ale od czego jest nadrealizm, metafizyka, poetyka snów.