Quotes About Wordplay

You go back to those films of the '40s and '50s and hear the dialogue, the way the people played off each other, the wordplay. I think we've really lost that in movies.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between sh.. and syphilis in the dictionary.

Clever wordplay engenders grudging appreciation in your peers, but surprise wordplay gives birth to laughter. We smile at wit. We laugh at jokes.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first.

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

Diaper spelled backwards is repaid , think about it.

It was then that he gained the nickname adulescentulus carnifex: 'kid butcher' rather than enfant terrible.

Sinki, blinki, stinki, Helsinki!

dude — A passive-aggressive euphemism for "motherfucker." —The New Devil's Dictionary

exaggeration is the octopus of the English language

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

dyslexic man walks into a bra... 2. "I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Aud rhymes with cowed.

Aud rhymes with shroud.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.