Quotes About Wordplay

Shenanigans even starts with the word 'She'.

Moldy dildo sleeping/Adam's new nickname is moldy dildo -Artemis

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

Loser lit antiheroes aren't well intentioned or earnest; they don't care whether you like them or not. They're self-mocking, ironic and inventive; they narrate their downfalls with manic wordplay, rampant metaphors, wisecracks, and escalating flights of spleen-fueled lyricism.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

I don't know if English is the only language where some expressions only and solely mean the opposite of what they say but we do have an awful lot of them.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

What goes click ninety-nine times and clack once? A centipede with a clubfoot.

What are you? (Zarek) I'm a nymph. (Astrid) I hope you just left an important syllable off that word, princess. (Zarek)

He had never been able to name things himself-he was, after all, in chief a sort of archivist-but as with many archivists, a good irony and a pun delighted him.

Punning and groaning are brothers.

Luck" is a very good word if you put a P before it.

When I first started making music, I was all about wordplay and how fast I could rap, but over the years, I've really gained an appreciation for melody. What's cool is that when you're singing, you have to be concise, and when you're rapping, you have the opportunity to be really detailed with your lyrics.

For modern humans, word associating has become 'obsessional'.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.