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Quotes About Idiot

You know zat another term for an iconographer would be 'photographer'? From the old word 'photus' in Latation, vhich means—" "'To prance around like an idiot ordering everyone about as if you owned the place,'" said William. "Ah, you know it!
~ Terry Pratchett
He growled and stood up. "There is a knocking without," he said. "Without what?" said the Fool. "Without the door, idiot." The Fool gave him a worried look. "A knocking without a door?" he said suspiciously. "This isn't some kind of Zen, is it?
~ Terry Pratchett
Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
~ Katharine Hepburn
Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
~ Gabrielle Zevin
The Church finally seeks to make complete idiots out of the mass and to make them forego the paradise on earth by promising a fictitious heaven.
~ Howard Zinn
Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?" His eyes flashed. "Got any to spare?" I could've picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.
~ Ilona Andrews
One time I was dying in a cage inside a palace that was flying over a magic jungle. And some idiot went in there, chased the palace down, fought his way through hundreds of rakshasas, and rescued me. I remember, he said. That's when I realized you loved me, I said. I was in the cage and I heard you roar.
~ Ilona Andrews
Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet almost without exception, the wretched idiot inhabitants of our benighted planet would gulp down this radioactive excrement if it were offered.
~ William S. Burroughs
I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.
~ William Hung
In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.
~ Conan O'Brien
Pure genius. Why didn't I think of that?' The tone began rising once more. 'Why? Because I'm not an idiot!!
~ Steven Erikson
He suddenly drew out the latest weapon in his arsenal, a long-knife. 'See this? Just like the kind Kalam used. It's a damned fast weapon, but I can't see it doing much against armour.' 'Where Kalam stuck them there wasn't no armour. Throat, armpit, crotch – you should give it to Smiles.' 'I grabbed it to keep it from her, idiot.
~ Steven Erikson
Our civilization thrives on stupidity. And it only took a sliver of cleverness to tap that idiot vein and drink deep of the riches. Comforting, if slightly depressing. The way of most grim truths.
~ Steven Erikson
When I was a baby, I kept a diary. Recently I was rereading it. It said: "Day One: Still tired from the move. Day Two: Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot."
~ Steven Wright
I say this with the utmost respect, especially given your heroism last year …' She took hold of his hand and gave it a squeeze, gazing deep into his eyes. 'You're an idiot and no one cares what you think.
~ Stuart MacBride
If I could undo everything, " Tony said, "I would never have gone to that party. I was an idiot, Kelly, and it cost me the love of my life.
~ Lydia Larue, Undercover Desire
Sonreí y ofrecí mi mejor cara de idiota.
~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Una vez busqué en un diccionario el término hipocondríaco y le saqué una copia. -No sé si lo sabías, pero tu biografía viene en el Diccionario de la Real Academia le anuncié. Echó un vistazo a la fotocopia y me lanzó una mirada de alcayata. -Prueba a buscar en la i de idiota y verás que no soy el único famoso replicó JF.
~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Man glaubt, woran man kann, nicht, woran man will. Außer man ist ein Idiot, dann ist es genau umgekehrt.
~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I pointed to her engagement ring. "I don't know who the idiot is, but I hope he knows he's the luckiest man in the world.
~ Carlos Ruiz Zafon
while time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world
~ Carson McCullers
Lawyers make nothing but confusion... A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity of people much more stupid than himself, and by God he's always right.
~ Thomas Bernhard
Heaven and earth come together in the Unbegun, And all is foolishness, all is unknown, all is like The lights of an idiot, all is without mind! To obey is to close the beak and fall into Unbeginning.
~ Thomas Merton
Our sorry idiot life, our idiot existence, idiot not because it has to be but because it is not what it could be with a little more courage and care.
~ Thomas Merton