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Quotes About Idiot

If a messiah exhorts you to kill people of another belief system, get this idiot non-prophet out of your stupid system.
~ Fakeer Ishavardas
You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right.
~ Sonya Sones
Why must you comprehend the process of change and form your mind on that basis before you can have a teacher? Even an idiot has his teacher. But to fail to abide by this mind and still insist upon your rights and wrongs—this is like saying that you set off for Yue today and got there yesterday
~ Zhuangzi
Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?" "God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it." "It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby." "You always say I am an idiot." "But you're a special kind of idiot. Here." She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face.
~ Derek Landy
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
~ Patrick Star
This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.
~ David Weinberger
One knows one's madnesses, by and large. By and large the knowledge is vacuous. The notion of naming the beast to conquer it is the idiot optimism of psychotherapy.
~ Glen Duncan
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
~ Mark Twain
I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.
~ John Mulaney
Lust made an idiot of everyone it touched—Dexter felt stupidity shrouding his head like a hood in the shape of a dunce's cap.
~ Jennifer Egan
Toby wasn't an idiot." Jameson's expression was sharp. "Unless this was some kind of suicide pact, he would have had a contingency plan to make sure that he and his friends weren't caught in the flames.
~ Jennifer Lynn Barnes
I want you to be aware that I know you have treated me infernally! And, if you flatter yourself that I don't perceive it you are a fool - and if you think I can be consoled by sweet words you are an idiot - and if you fancy I'll suffer unrevenged, I'll convince you of the contrary, in a very little while!
~ Emily Bronte
And if you flatter yourself that I don't perceive it, you are a fool; and if you think I can be consoled by sweet words, you are an idiot; and if you fancy I'll suffer unrevenged, I'll convince you of the contrary[.]
~ Emily Bronte
Fate was faceless, life arbitrary, a tale told by an idiot.
~ Emma Donoghue
What a peach of a night this had turned out to be. Everett fucking Moreau: master planner. Like that little French guy who used to get with tall ladies to prove a point. Napoleon. But not like him at all, except for they both ended up fucked on an island, if he didn't misremember his history. Or maybe it was Huck Finn who got fucked on an island. Either way, he was the idiot getting fucked on a water-locked landmass this fine evening.
~ Eoin Colfer
I must capture the flag,' he breathed. 'That's what a pirate captain is supposed to do. Go to the roof, so I can capture the flag and gloat.' 'Capture the flag and goat?' 'Gloat.' Isabella stood hands on hips. 'It's pronounced goooaaat, idiot.
~ Eoin Colfer
Tattoos aren't fun unless you're an idiot. It's not fun to get tattoos.
~ Riff Raff
God, I'm an idiot," I said, once we'd almost reached our destination. "That's never a term I'd use to describe you," he said promptly. "Articulate. Well dressed. Smart. Organized. Beautiful. I'd use those terms, but never 'idiot.
~ Richelle Mead
Are you afraid of falling, baby? No, I'm afraid of landing. [He's laughing, and I'm smiling.] Stupid idiot smile, don't you know what comes next?
~ Ann Aguirre
The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a nonsense tale told by an idiot mathematician.
~ Martin Gardner
Audrey tilted her head. "You are an idiot, Evan. An idiot. There, now I have spoken to
~ Jess Michaels
Feeling downright giddy, which must be the lack of blood, Ethan flung his arm over his face and winced. Doubled over. What? What is it! Are you bleeding again? Alexis reached for him. He dropped his arm and smiled. No. It's just that I was momentarily blinded by your beauty. Her jaw dropped and she slapped his arm. Idiot. But as he laughed, he saw her struggle not to grin.
~ Erin McCarthy
I'm minding my own business, sir! How many people do you think actually do that by choice? Does it bother you? Of course it bothers you. A clear conscience is always supposed to bother a cripple-minded idiot like you
~ Ernest Hemingway
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.
~ Ann Coulter