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Quotes About Relationship

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"
~ Tommy Cooper
You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.
~ Dane Cook
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked."I'm dating again.
~ Maurice Pirelli
My dad was nothing but a bingo call.
~ Ripley Patton, Ghost Hand
The distance had been evaporated by humor
~ Davis Bunn, Lion of Babylon
Zane raised his brow. "Didn't I say that yesterday?" he asked, forcinghimself to be patient. Somehow."You say that like you think I listen to you, " Ty responded instantly, asmile pulling at his lips.
~ Abigail Roux
Well, the only reason we're friends is because you can rock a tweed suit, " she informed, tone mock serious. "So if you want to keep me around, I expect more tweed.
~ Laura Kreitzer, Keepers
I love the man, " Megan said as she took a seat, "but honestly he needs to learn when not to agree with me.
~ Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
You could have agreed to disagree, " Megan argued. "Then you could kiss and make up. That could be fun.
~ Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
He turned his gaze upon her, and their eyes not only met, the pupils shook hands, exchanged business cards, and sat down for tea together.
~ John Moore
She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair
~ Jenny B. Jones, Save the Date
Well, I've always wanted to call my son
~ Brian K. Vaughan, Saga, Vol. 2
Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend's prayer because she's asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship.
~ jonathon acuff
You spoke to Nicodemus?' Vivian asked.[Francesca] 'We did.'V: 'And he trusts you?'F: 'As much as one might after a first impression involving hatchets.
~ Blake Charlton, Spellbound
My boyfriend is named Percocet, " I say. "We're very close. I even went to Europe with him last summer.
~ E. Lockhart, We Were Liars
Seeing him jogging at the park had cracked the window so I could peek into his soul. Seeing him with his friends threw the window wide
~ Jennifer Echols, Going Too Far
You take all the fun out of life for me, Nik. You know that?" Aiden- Blood Hunger (Deathless Night Series #1)
~ L.E. Wilson, Blood Hunger
You're all here. Mixed in a bit with some of my cells. May have to redefine our relationship after this.
~ J.T. Bock, A Surefire Way
He wanted more, as did I, but we still had a ways to go. I wasn't a tease and my demands seemed pretty reasonable: always be honest and try not to eat me. ~ Sam, Living Violet
~ Jaime Reed
I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.
~ Lois Greiman, Unmanned
In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice.
~ Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.
~ Lois Greiman, Unzipped
I fear that someday you will abandon the joys we share and find another not worthy of your charms.
~ Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess