Quotes About Relationship

suffering borne by two is nearly joy.

Government health care changes the relationship between the citizen and the state, and, in fact, I think it's an assault on citizenship.

When you have done men favors, when you look out for others so they can prosper, they owe you. With each favor, you become stronger, more supported.

When you have done men favors, when you look out for others so they can prosper, they owe you. With each favor, you become stronger, more supported. It is a law of nature.

arms around Pino. "Do you forgive me?

If you want to have a friend, then be a friend.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, "Bob would be very disappointed in you.

Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife.

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.

When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.